A Turkey Named Dawg

 A turkey that grew up at my house thought it was a dog. His story is hilarious and touching.

Oscar The Hog Riding Monkey

 One of the funniest, most remarkable stories I ever heard. I had to write it up.

I Don't Like Dogs

 A wryly emotional narrative poem honoring a dog I grew up with.

Portuguese Bullfighting

 The most thrilling sport I ever saw in person, and I'm a serious sports fan.

Reflections On A Cosmic Killshot

 A brief rumination on my view of spirituality as it relates to playing fetch.